Category: Faux Retro

In RPG Lisa, a Balloon Can Save Your Life

Mighty No. 9 Seems Like the Exact Game Keiji Inafune Wanted to Make

Lisa the RPG Is a Testament to the Magic of Chickens

Freedom Planet Is the Best Sonic Game Since the Sega Genesis

Super Smash Bros. On Your Calculator?

Sonic Fan Remix Was Prettier Than Sonic 4

Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled Is the Best 16-Bit RPG You’ve Never Heard Of

Pumpkin Online Is an MMORPG for the Harvest Moon Demographic

DuckTales Remastered Fulfills My Childhood Dream of Swimming in Scrooge’s Money Bin

Denny’s Atari Remix: Denny’s Reaches out to the Hungover Atari Demographic

Strike Force Foxx Has No Aspirations to Be Desert Strike: Return to the Gulf

Shovel Knight Is Mega Man Meets DuckTales

Shovel Knight’s Soundtrack Is Perfectly Anthemic

Fear Not the Apocalypse! Dikembe Mutombo Is Back!